Valentine's Parody
I was visited by my muse this morning, and this is what came out. I called my girlfriend and "sang" it to her in a voice mail, so I haven't felt the full impact of my own embarassment just yet. I mean, it's not like I can actually sing. Anyway, to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie:A long, long time ago
You and I came face to face
But didn't know what we could be...
Something just got in our way
My wife, your husband, who's to say?
But now's a better time for you and me.
But February made me shiver
With snow the forecasters delivered
Was warm just a day ago
But this is Colorado
You never realize how fast
The chance can come and then can pass
We have our chance now at long last
It was the spell you cast
Be mine, mine, please be my Valentine
From the moment I re-met you
I feel like I've been flyin'
We'll stay together, everything will be fine
If only you would say you'll be mine
If only you would say you'll be mine
Are we in the book of love,
We go together like hand and glove,
Or is that koi pond and a fish?
Do you believe we have a chance
To have a Valentine's romance?
Would you tell me if that is your wish?
Well, I know that you're in love with me
`cause you told me underneath the tree
Do you believe it's true?
Man, I really wanna see you!
It was on MySpace that you said, "Guess who?"
You didn't realize what that leads to.
Is this just too good to be true?
Our lives have been renewed.
I started singin,
Mine, mine, please be my Valentine
From the moment I re-met you
I feel like I've been flyin'
We'll stay together, everything will be fine
If only you would say you'll be mine
If only you would say you'll be mine
posted by Brett @ 12:11 PM
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