Mountain Clams

Quotes and a Pun

Quote of the Day for Friday: "I just realized I left my lip balm in the truck. I better get it before it melts (and my lips fall off)."

Quote of the Day for Saturday: "I think my inner artist has painted himself into a corner!"

Quote of the Day for Monday: "I'll forget it if it's not something I can remember." -- Arminya

And a pun:

I was standing in the elevator at work today with one other person. I happened to look down as the doors were closing and saw the elevator manufacturer's name plate in the threshold. It said: Schindler

To the other person on the elevator, I said, "Oh, God." He asked, "What?" I said, "I just realized that we're on Schindler's Lift," and I hung my head in shame over the horrible pun.

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posted by Brett @ 3:03 PM