Mountain Clams

Am I clean?

I stayed up a little too late last night, and I had an 8 AM meeting today. The end result of that is that I was in a hurry this morning once I dragged my ass out of bed. I shaved with my spiffy new Braun 360 Complete electric razor, then set it into its cradle where you can push a button and it begins to clean itself. It’s cat-like that way, with the whole cleaning-itself thing.

While the razor was whirring away, getting the hair out of its proverbial teeth, I hopped in the shower. A quick wash of the hair, some conditioner -- yes, I use a separate shampoo and conditioner -- and a scrub-down with the soap followed by rinsing off, and I’m done. I open the shower door and the razor’s still cleaning itself! I’m thinking to myself, "wow, it has to clean about three square inches of surface, and it is still working on it after I just allegedly cleaned my body from head to toe. Did I actually spend enough time in the shower? Do I need to jump back in for fear that my razor will shun me for my personal hygeine?" The last thing you need in your house is a razor that hogs the bathroom preening all day. I’ll be keeping my eye on it.

Labels: life

posted by Brett @ 3:20 PM